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In an exclusive interview, an injured and disheveled (but recovering) Sutton claimed that he had been abducted and held by extraterrestrials. When asked what these creatures looked like, Mr. Sutton stated, “They were short, mean looking, wore ugly green spacesuits from the 1960's and despite what the TV programs say they were not GREY, they were PINK, like a cross between Pepto Bismol and ham."
“They were doing experiments on me until I managed to escape by using Karate techniques I learned watching Captain Kirk on Star Trek! I ran away from their ship and hid in a desert cave where I survived by eating horned toads and cactus. Luckily, I was rescued by a tiny super hero...Super Beebee!” Sutton claimed. Apparently the super hero was flying around Arizona trying to find his way to San Diego when he happened to see the lost author in the desert near Sedona, Arizona.
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