Well hello there sucker! Oops, I meant sexy beast..
If you're reading this, I pray we know each other. Whether that means we've had drinks or exchanged awfully inappropriate comments on Instagram, doesn't matter, you are my friend and therefore stuck with me for life. It also means I don't have to explain the hot, hot, hot mess below... If we haven't met, I am so, incredibly sorry. In advance.
I am going to take a rare (we're talking Tonkin Snub Nosed Monkey rare, not Giant Squid rare, so like medium???) moment to be serious. See, I love you. LIKE FREAKING LOVE YOU! If you are reading this, you care. And that is more than I ever expected.
Much love (the creepy, touchy-feely kind)